Bill Gates decided to refurnish his house, fully automated with
his Windows, however he discovered some problems soon, and the
top 10 issues are:

1. Every time he gets home, he needs 2 to 3 mins before he can
open his door.

2. Every time he flushes the toilet it will ask, "Are you sure
you want to permanently flush all the shit down the sewage?"

3. When his food is almost done in the microwave or oven, the
doors will jump open suddenly and ask, "Fatal error in the
system, abort or retry."

4. If he opens all the windows in the house, there will be sudden
power failure with a warning, "Insufficient resources, please
close some windows."

5. During his shower, the heater will go into screen-saver mode,
so he has to shake the shower head once or twice to reactivate
the hot water supply.

6. When a thief enters the house, the TV will automatically
switch on and display the site-map of the whole house, the thief
can then press HELP and search for the locations of valuables in
the house.

7. Before using the lift, he has to login user-name and password,
then listen to an introduction on how to use the lift for 10
mins.

8. All the new furniture he buys must be Windows compatible, or
it will cause food in the fridge to disappear, etc. When the
error is fatal, it will cause the whole house to collapse.

9. When he wants to make love to his wife, the bed will ask, "You
will run the risk of getting AIDS, do you wish to continue?"

10. When using the condom, the bed will also ask, "There are new
versions for this item, do you wish to update now?"