What does a monster eat after he's been to the dentist?
The dentist

Waiter, how long will my sausages be?
Oh about 3 inches

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
Where's pop corn

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Nanna
Nanna Who?
Nanna your business

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1)What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?


2)What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff!


3) have five noses,seven ears,and four mouth.What am I? Very Ugly.